Ignorance Is Bliss
Friday, June 1, 2012

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(Sarah walks into a club wearing heels) | (Sarah trips and falls toward this guy who sort of catches her) Sarah: Oops. Guy: Whoa! | Sarah: Sorry. Guy: No problem. | Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink? Sarah: Sure. | Man: Just wait here, and I'll bring you something. Sarah: Okay. Sarah: (thought) Oh, that's good, I won't need an ID then. | Sarah: (thought) How thoughtful of him. Guy: (thought) Looks like I'm gonna score tonight.